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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich CookThe Wizardry Compiled (New York, N.Y.: Baen, 1990)
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter
Dave Barry
I intend to live forever — so far, so good
Steven Wright
Which do you think is more effective, martyrdom operations or rockets against Sderot? Rockets against Sderot will cause mass migration, greatly disrupt daily lives and government administration and can make a much huger impact on the government. We are using the methods that convince the Israelis that their occupation is costing them too much. We are succeeding with the rockets. We have no losses and the impact on the Israeli side is so much.
Hamas co-founder Mahmoud Zahar (Melanie Phillips, President Bush’s visionary hero, The Spectator 15-01-2008)
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want
and deserve to get it good and hard
H.L. Mencken
Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference has never tried to fall asleep with a mosquito in the room
The next time you try to change someone’s opinion with a persuasive argument, try to recall the last time someone changed your opinion using a similar approach
Dr. Mardy Grothe
LAMB: Are you a pacifist?
KEEGAN: Ninety five percent.
LAMB: What’s the 5 percent?
KEEGAN: There are certain wicked people in the world that you can’t deal with except by force.
John Keegan, in an interview with Brian Lamb about his book, “A History of Warfare” aired in conjunction with C-SPAN’s Remembering D-Day special Program. May 8, 1994
As a result of the armistice line in 1949, before the 1967 war Israel was living in a precarious military situation because of its lack of strategic depth in which to deploy… Furthermore the very nature of Israel’s borders meant danger: the Gaza Strip occupied by the Egyptians in 1948 was like a dagger poised against the main centres of population in southern Israel and along the coast; Jerusalem was divided and on a number of occasions Jordanian soldiers or local Jordanians had opened fire in the middle of the city with all that that had entailed. An advance by Jordanian troops of some 500 yards from areas along the main road to Jerusalem would have cut the main artery to the capital of Israel. Jordanian forces stationed on the hills above Kalkilyeh looked down upon Tel Aviv and its satellite cities, accommodating some 40% of Israel’s population, while those stationed at Tulkarm observed the coastal city of Netanya, 10 miles away, fully aware of the fact that an armoured thrust by them across this short distance would cut the State of Israel in two at its narrow Waistline. On the Golan Heights Syrian troops looked down on the Israeli villages in the Jordan Valley and harassed them with fire over the years.
Herzog, Chaim. 1975. The war of atonement: October, 1973. Boston: Little, Brown. 2.
I was at Paramount all day yesterday, and they want me to direct this pile of trash
Director Francis Ford Coppola on “The Godfather
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends… that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them
Adlai Stevenson (campaign statement in Fresno, California; 10 September 1952)
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
Due to the cool rainy weather in London, beach volleyball players will likey swap out their bikinis for long sleeves and leggings. In an unrelated developement, NBC announced it’s reducing scheduled beach volleyball coverage from 26 hours to 43 seconds.
Brad Dickson
We’ve been looking for the enemy for some time now. We’ve finally found him. We’re surrounded. That simplifies things.
Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell “Chesty” Puller (during December 5–10 1950, at the Battle of Chosin Reservoir)
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