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Jia Jiang has a lot of experience with taking rejection. He is prepared for it at all times, and thus prepared for a better life. In fact, it kind of knocked Jiang off of his pivot last summer when he didn’t get rejected at Krispy Kreme. As part of the YouTuber’s stab at a Rejection Therapy challenge, Jiang went into a Krispy Kreme with a ridiculous request; he wanted five donuts interlocked like the Olympic rings. He was hoping to get brushed off and be on his way, but apparently he walked into the wrong donut shop because the person he spoke with at the counter eventually figured out how to grant this odd request.

Remembering the 1972 Israeli Olympic Athletes 

Disabled Japanese sprinter Maya Nakanishi posing semi-nude for Olympics

Japan’s disabled sprinter Maya Nakanishi poses in these handout pictures featured in her calendar in Tokyo. Nakanishi, who is planning to compete in the 2012 London Paralympic Games, published a calendar featuring her posing semi-nude with her prosthetic leg to help fund her training and trip to London Paralympic Games.

Nakanishi lost her right leg below the knee in a workplace accident when she was 21, then became a sprinter with her prosthetic limb. She is the Asian record holder in the T44 (one leg amputated below the knee) 200-meter and long jump and she was the first Japanese woman to be at the start line in a 100-meter final race in the 2008 Beijing Paralympic Olympics.

But with little financial assistance, she made up her mind to pose herself partially nude in her calendar to fund her trip to compete in London. The calendar of 7,000 copies is priced at 1,200 yen in Japan. [japantoday

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Wouldn’t it be nice if Israeli-Arab battles could be resolved on the sport courts?!

Wouldn’t it be nice if Israeli-Arab battles could be resolved on the sport courts?!

Shuttlecock and Bull. By Justin Peters

Eight badminton players have been disqualified from the Olympics for tanking. Why were they trying to lose, and why is the sport so dirty?

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An official threatens Greysia Polii and Meiliana Jauhari of Indonesia and Jung Eun Ha and Min Jung Kim of South Korea with a “black card” disqualification in their women’s doubles match. Both teams were ultimately disqualified.

Photograph by Michael Regan/Getty Images.

Eight female badminton players from China, South Korea, and Indonesia have been disqualified from the London Olympics over charges that they tanked a pair of doubles matches. Why were they trying to lose on purpose in the first place?

It’s basically all Denmark’s fault—but we’ll get to that in a second. First, a word on the badminton tournament structure. Like many Olympic sports, badminton has a preliminary round that’s used to determine seeding and a knockout round that decides who wins gold, silver, or bronze. As the AP explains, “The round-robin format can allow results to be manipulated to earn an easier matchup in the knockout round.”

Given that just 16 teams entered the women’s doubles tournament and half qualify for the knockout stage, it was possible for teams to clinch a spot in the medal round with one preliminary game remaining. That’s exactly what one Chinese, two South Korean, and one Indonesian team did. And in a stroke of rotten luck for the tournament organizers, two matches on the final day of qualifying featured contests between those already-qualified teams.

When a match is useful for positioning and nothing else, the door is open for nefariousness. The torrent of skullduggery began after one of China’s two women’s doubles teams—Zhao Yunlei and Tian Qing—lost to Denmark’s Christinna Pedersen and Kamilla Rytter Juhl by the score of 22-20, 21-12. That shocking result meant the two Chinese teams—the tournament favorites—would meet in the semifinals of the knockout round rather than the gold-medal game, depriving China of the chance to win both gold and silver. China’s only hope of putting two teams in the finals, then was for the country’s other team of Wang Xiaoli and Yu Yang to lose, thus pushing themselves to the opposite side of the bracket. Once their South Korean opponents saw what the Chinese were up to, they decided it was also in their best interest to lose—that a defeat would give them better medal-round matchups as well.

The resulting loser-takes-all match proved that top-level badminton players need to learn how to lose intentionally without looking like they’re trying to lose intentionally. As the crowd groaned and booed, the Chinese and South Korean players repeatedly served the birdie into or under the net, looking less competent than a bunch of Americans playing with a plastic Target badminton set at a backyard barbecue. China’s Wang and Yu ultimately succeeded in losing, but their defeat was a Pyrrhic victory (or, I guess, a Pyrrhic defeat)—if they hadn’t tanked so ostentatiously, they’d probably still be in the tournament today.

That pathetic display from the Chinese and South Korean pairs set the stage for another round of tanking. In the South Korea-Indonesia match an hour later, both teams again had good reason to do their worst. If the South Koreans won, they’d have to face their countrymen in the quarterfinals; if the Indonesians were victorious, they’d have to play the powerful Chinese team that had just succeeded in losing.

All that lack of effort came to nothing when all four of the not-so-lovable losers were expelled by the Badminton World Federation for “conducting oneself in a manner that is clearly abusive or detrimental to the sport.” With those four teams now eliminated, the big winners are the Chinese team of Zhao and Tian, whose loss to Denmark kicked off the disgraceful cascade that ended up clearing the draw of all the top contenders. They now seem likely to cruise to the gold medal.

Some American sportswriters have seemed surprised that wimpy old badminton—“an obscure, easily mocked sport,” as Sports Illustrated’s Michael Rosenberg put it—finds itself caught up in a major scandal. But the sport has a long history of match-fixing. In 2008, for instance, the South Korean national team admitted to tanking against England and Malaysia in the first round of the Thomas Cup to increase its chances of being matched with a weaker team in the quarterfinals—Denmark. “We formulated a strategy before we arrived … and that means not finishing top of the group,” said South Korean coach Kim Jung Soo at the time. (Later that year, Kim was suspended over allegations that he embezzled money from a badminton organization.)

Badminton-centric blogs and online message boards are riddled with cheating allegations, some more substantiated than others. Chinese players are often at the center of these claims. As Tarek Hafi put it in Badzine (“The World’s No. 1 Badminton Webzine”), “crowds and badminton fans around the world have become accustomed to some trepidation before any match between two Chinese sides.” At the world championships in 2003, Chinese doubles players Yang Wei and Zhang Jiewen were accused of tanking a match so their opponent—another Chinese doubles team—would have a better chance of advancing. In the women’s semifinals at the 2004 Summer Olympics, China’s Zhou Mi was allegedly instructed by her coach “not to work too hard” in her match against teammate Zhang Ning. Zhang went on to win gold. The same thing is said to have happened at the 2000 Sydney Games, when Ye Zhaoying was told to lay down against Gong Zhichao. Gong eventually won gold.

Silly, innocent-seeming badminton is no stranger to doping controversies, either. In 1998, Indonesian doubles’ star Sigit Budiarto tested positive for nandrolone. In 2010, Zhou Mi tested positive for the steroid clenbuterol and was suspended after the Badminton World Federation didn’t buy her explanation that it must have come from eating some tainted pork.

The scandals also extend to the officials who oversee the game. In 2008, the controversial Punch Gunalan was fired as vice president of the Badminton World Federation after an unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the organization’s president. And in 2011, the badminton world got hot and bothered after the BWF, in an attempt to draw more attention to the sport, attempted to implement a rule that would require female players to wear skirts during major tournaments. Female players revolted and eventually won the right to wear non-skirt attire. At this Olympics, they proved that they didn’t need to wear flattering uniforms to get the world’s attention. All they had to do was play really, really, really badly.

The Penises of the Icelandic Handball Team. By Sarah Lyall

The sculpture they inspired and the controversy they touched off.

Members of Iceland’s men’s handball team pose on the podium after receiving the silver medal during the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

Photo by Philippe Huguen/AFP/Getty Images.

LONDON—Many exciting things happened to the Icelandic men’s handball team when it won the silver medal at the Beijing Olympics four years ago. Some 40,000 people crowded the streets of Reykjavik to greet the players when they returned home. Eighty-five percent of the population of 320,000 watched the handball final on television, and a water-usage study by a local utility company revealed that in the final moments, virtually nobody in the entire country went to the bathroom.

The players became instant celebrities. “Everyone knows who we are,” said Gudmundur Gudmundsson, the coach, after his team beat Argentina in the preliminary round of this year’s Olympics competition. Olafur Ragnar Grimsson, the president of Iceland, said, “Handball, for us, has become not just a sport but the core of the national spirit.”

The team even made it into a local museum. That would be the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which was moved several years ago to immortalize the victorious handball players in an unusually raunchy sculpture called The Icelandic National Handball Team. The sculpture consists, basically, of a bunch of silver penises pointing at the ceiling in a kind of wild-mushrooms-waving-in-a-field effect.

The Icelandic National Handball Team," a sliver sculpture on display at the Icelandic Phallological Museum.
The Icelandic National Handball Team, a silver sculpture on display at the Icelandic Phallological Museum

Courtesy M.O./Icelandic Phallological Museum.

The sculpture—which would have been gold if the Icelandic team had won the title in Beijing—is more flight of fancy than reality-based artwork. It is displayed right under a large photograph of the virile 2008 handball team but, somewhat confusingly, does not depict its actual members.

“No,” declared the goalkeeper Hreidar Levy Gudmundsson, one of the players from the 2008 squad who remain on the team, when asked after the Argentina match whether he had anything to do with the sculpture. He became a little flustered. “We didn’t make it. We didn’t have a session after the game, if that’s what you mean. I think it’s a little bit weird, to be honest.”

The artist who fashioned the piece, Thorgerdur Sigurdardottir, said she made it as a favor for her father, Sigurdur Hjartarson, the founder of the museum, which bills itself as “the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammals found in a single country.”

When her father asked Sigurdardottir, 44, for a contribution that would honor the handball team, “I thought, ‘OK, I will do a bunch of men with dicks,’ ” she said in a phone interview. But then she decided to dispense with the men’s nonpertinent (from the museum’s perspective) body parts. “I thought, ‘OK, it’s a phallus museum, so I’ll just make, you know, phalluses,’ ” she said.

So, whose phalluses are they?

“I didn’t have any models,” she said. “I just made them from experience.”

General experience, not handball experience.

“I’m not very much a sports person,” she confessed. “But Iceland is a handball nation, and a part of that, maybe, is that Icelandic men have the kind of builds that work in handball.” Still, many unwitting visitors are inevitably moved to guess which penis belongs to which player.

“That is part of the fun,” said Hjortur Gisli Sigurdsson, Sigurdardottir’s brother, whose decision to take over the running of the museum from his father makes him probably the world’s only hereditary penis-museum operator.

Sigurdsson, 48, a former logistics manager in a plastics company warehouse who says he is also “a child of nature, a hunter-fisher, and self-taught master chef,” said that the sculpture was in keeping with the museum’s quirky and, truth be told, slightly random spirit. “It’s provocative,” he said of the museum. “It gets people thinking about, ‘Why is this thing so taboo in everyday life?’ ”

In addition to the penises that do not really belong to the handball players, the collection includes 280-odd Icelandic mammal phalluses, ranging from a tiny mouse bone in a case to a huge whale penis floating impressively in liquid. There are also foreign animal phalluses; a framed passage from Moby-Dick about a whale member “longer than a Kentuckian is tall”; more artwork from phallic-focused artists; and most curiously, the pickled parts of Pall Arason, a 95-year-old Icelandic man who died in 2011 and graciously bequeathed to the museum his posthumous penis.
Iceland penis museum.

In The Final Member, a documentary that had its premiere in Toronto earlier this summer, Hjartarson, the museum’s founder, is shown saying that he failed to do justice to Arason’s gift, which became unflatteringly shriveled during the preservation process. “I should have put him in some vinegar,” he says.

Many years ago, Hjartarson—a teacher, schoolmaster, author, and translator of textbooks on Latin American history—received a preserved bull penis as a surprise gift. It was a joke, more or less, but it inspired him to think beyond bulls to other species. “He had always done some odd things,” Sigurdsson, his son, said. “He also collected books.”

Hjartarson kept his penis collection private for many years before opening the museum in 1997. It moved to Husavik, in northeast Iceland, for a few years and returned to Reykjavik last fall when Sigurdsson took over.

It has always been a family project.

“It could be a bit embarrassing, because he used to phone around Iceland to see if he could get different animals, and sometimes he sent us to collect for him,” Sigurdardottir, his daughter, said. Once she was dispatched to a slaughterhouse, where, because of a mortifying timing mishap, she arrived just as all the workers were taking a lunch break in the cafeteria. “Someone asked, ‘What’s in the basket?’ ” she recalled. “I had to say, ‘I’m collecting a frozen goat penis.’ After that I said, ‘I will never collect for you again.’ ”

The museum can evoke unexpected responses. Solkatla Olafsdottir, who was working behind the front desk recently, said that it had helped cure her of hang-ups about various body parts. “Also, we’re selling scrotum lamps,” she added. To their credit, they do not come across as what they really are, but rather look like slightly unusual lamps fashioned from some sort of generic, nonscrotal material. “They’re very pretty, if you don’t think about what they’re made of,” Olafsdottir said.

Other items for sale include “high-quality condoms from the land of explosions”—Iceland is known for its ash-spewing volcanoes—and hand-painted penis key rings.

Visitors on a recent day included a couple from Germany. “I found it on the Internet, and it looked very crazy, and I thought, ‘I must see it,’ ” said Ramona Kester, 27. Her boyfriend, who was less enthusiastic, suddenly noticed that he was having a conversation under an elephant specimen protruding aggressively from the wall. “It looks very … big,” he said uneasily, declining to give his name because of embarrassment.

Everyone loves the handball sculpture, and it is often mentioned in the guestbook, which serves as a useful forum for visitors’ stream-of-consciousness views. Many have seized the opportunity, for instance, to contribute their own interesting drawings.

“I’ve never seen so many penises—and I went to boarding school!” wrote a visitor from New Zealand. “They’re bigger in the USA,” said someone from Wisconsin. “Is there a vagina museum?” asked another visitor.

Back at the Olympics, where the Icelandic men lost to Hungary 34-33 in the quarterfinals on Wednesday, the players on the handball team were still distancing themselves from the “The Icelandic National Handball Team.”

“What can I say?” said Gudjon Valur Sigurdsson, one of the players. “I was on the team in 2008, and my sculpture wasn’t taken from me.”

U.S. gymnast Aly Raisman reveals the score for her gold medal-winning routine at the Olympics was a tribute to victims of the 1972 Munich Games massacre. By Leon Watson

Aly, from Massachusetts, she said it made her gold even more special. She performed to Hava Nagila, a traditional Jewish score used for weddings and bar mitzvahs

American gymnast Aly Raisman has revealed the music for her gold medal-winning floor routine at the London Olympics was a tribute to the victims of the 1972 Munich Games terror attack.

The 18-year-old said choosing Hava Nagila- a traditional score used for wedding dances and bar mitzvahs - was a response to the International Olympic Committee’s failure to mark the 40th anniversary of the tragedy.

And for Aly, from Needham, Massachusetts, she said it made her gold even more special.

‘I can only imagine how painful it must be for the families and close personal friends of the victims,’ she said.

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Munich tribute: Gold medalist Aly Raisman poses on the podium during the medal ceremony for the floor exercise

Munich tribute: Gold medalist Aly Raisman poses on the podium during the medal ceremony for the floor exercise

‘I am Jewish, that’s why I wanted that floor music,’ she told the New York Post. ‘I wanted something the crowd could clap to, especially being here in London.

‘It makes it even much more if the audience is going through everything with you. That was really cool and fun to hear the audience clapping.’

Eleven Israeli athletes were killed during the 1972 Munich Olympic Games in the now infamous Palestinian terrorist attack. Only recently it has been revealed German neo-Nazis helped them.

A campaign was launched by Israeli officials and the widow of one of the victims for a minute’s silence during the opening ceremony but IOC president Jacques Rogge ruled that out.

President Obama also threw his support behind the call for a commemoration of the massacre at the London Olympics.

NBC’s Bob Costas also blasted the decision, saying it was ‘insensitive’ and held his own moment of silence when Israeli athletes marched into the Olympic Stadium.

Fitting: Aly said: 'That was the best floor performance I've ever done, and to do it for the Olympics is like a dream.'

Fitting: Aly said: ‘That was the best floor performance I’ve ever done, and to do it for the Olympics is like a dream.’

Aly hugs coach Mihai Brestyan after winning the gold medal for her floor exercise

Aly hugs coach Mihai Brestyan after winning the gold medal for her floor exercise

(From left) Bronze medalist Russia's gymnast Aliya Mustafina, gold medalist US gymnast Aly Raisman and silver medalist Romania's gymnast Catalina Ponor after the event

(From left) Bronze medalist Russia’s gymnast Aliya Mustafina, gold medalist US gymnast Aly Raisman and silver medalist Romania’s gymnast Catalina Ponor after the event

Aly was shocked when the judges announced her winning score of 15.600 points that made her the first American woman to strike gold in the Olympic floor exercise.

‘That was the best floor performance I’ve ever done, and to do it for the Olympics is like a dream,’ Aly said.

Remember: During the 1972 Munich Games, a group of Palestinian terrorist kidnapped and killed much of the Israeli team in a highly-publicized ordeal

Remember: During the 1972 Munich Games, a group of Palestinian terrorist kidnapped and killed much of the Israeli team in a highly-publicized ordeal

Terror: Eleven were killed by the Palestinian Black September group

Terror: Eleven were killed by the Palestinian Black September group

THE 1972 OLYMPICS MASSACRE THAT SHOCKED THE WORLD

It began on the morning of September 5, 1972, with six days left in the Games, when eight terrorists stormed the Olympic village and raided the Israeli contingent’s apartment.

Two Israeli athletes were killed and nine more were seized as hostages.

They demanded the release of over 200 Palestinians serving time in Israeli jails, along with two renowned German terrorists.

After a day of unsuccessful negotiations, the terrorists collected the hostages and headed for the military airport in Munich for a flight back to the Middle East.

At the airport, German sharpshooters opened fire, killing three of the Palestinians.

A horrifying gun battle ensued, claiming the lives of all nine of the hostages and two terrorists on board a helicopter.

The three surviving assassins were captured, but later released by West Germany following the hijacking a Lufthansa airliner by the Black September group.

Rabbi Keith Stern, spiritual leader of Temple Beth Avodah in Newton Centre, Massachusetts, where the Raisman family are members, said: ‘She is a focused person. She’s very proud and upfront about being Jewish. Neither she nor her family explicitly sought to send a message. But it shows how very integrated her Jewish heritage is in everything that she does.’

Rabbi Stern told the New York Post that he was also stunned by the IOC’s refusal to hold a moment of silence during the event.

‘I’m happy to hear any other explanation,’ he said. ‘But short of some racist grudge somebody is holding, I can’t figure out why it would be a terrible thing to do.’

The Rabbi said he watched the routine and was blown away.

‘I have to say, the statement just warmed me to the very depths of my being,’ he said.

He compared it to the iconic black-power, raised-fist protest made by track stars John Carlos and Tommie Smith on the medal stand at the 1968 Mexico City Games.

‘They’re not going to forget that,’ the rabbi said. ‘I certainly won’t.’

Eventually, a low-key tribute in front of 100 people was paid at the signing of the Olympic Truce in London’s Olympic Village after the Games opened, the first time it has happened inside an athletes village.

This was not the first time the IOC passed over a moment of silence.

In the 2002 Olympics held in Salt Lake City - and largely organised by Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney - organisers marked the 30th anniversary but did not hold a moment of silence.

There was also a separate commemoration for the victims of September 11th.

Aly

Golden girls: Jordyn Wieber, Kyla Ross, McKayla Maroney, Aly Raisman and Gabrielle Douglas of women’s Gymnastics show off their medals

During coverage of this Olympics, U.S. broadcaster NBC has sparked anger in the host country after cutting away from the Opening Ceremony when a tribute to the victims of the London 7/7 bombings was shown.

The station said the tribute to the devastating attack - which killed 52 people and left many with life-changing injuries - ‘wasn’t tailored to a U.S. audience’. It showed an interview with swimmer Michael Phelps instead.

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Fox News geography lesson: Hamid Soryan won gold for Iran in Greco-Roman wrestling. He’s from Iran.
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Fox News geography lesson: Hamid Soryan won gold for Iran in Greco-Roman wrestling. He’s from Iran.

Facepalm.

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Saudi Woman Makes History in 82 Seconds. By Kevin Spak

(NEWSER) – There was never any chance that Wojdan Ali Seraj Abdulrahim Shahrkhani was going to win her judo match at the Olympics. In a competition of all black belts, Shahrkhani has only achieved blue. But the crowd gave her a roaring ovation anyway after Melissa Mojica of Puerto Rico dispatched her in just 82 seconds, the AP reports, because that on-mat defeat represents a real-world victory for Saudi women: It marked the first time a Saudi Arabian female has competed at the Games.

“I am happy to be at the Olympics,” Shahrkhani told reporters. “We did not win a medal, but in the future we will and I will be a star for women’s participation.” Shahrkhani competed wearing a modified hijab, and after she hit the mat her hand went to her head to ensure it was still on. “There was no problem at all with the hijab,” Mojica said. “I think everyone has a right to their religion.”

Should Oscar Pistorius’ Prosthetic Legs Disqualify Him from the Olympics? By Rose Eveleth

oscar pistorius, prosthetic legs, olympics. Wikimedia Commons/Erik van LeeuwenImage: Wikimedia Commons/Erik van Leeuwen

Runners who’ve faced off against Oscar Pistorius say they know when the South African is closing in on them from behind. They hear a distinctive clicking noise growing louder, like a pair of scissors slicing through the air—the sound of Pistorius’s Flex-Foot Cheetah prosthetic legs.

It’s those long, J-shaped, carbon-fiber lower legs—and the world-class race times that come with them—that have some people asking an unpopular question: Does Pistorius, the man who has overcome so much to be the first double amputee to run at an Olympic level, have an unfair advantage? Scientists are becoming entwined in a debate over whether Pistorius should be allowed to compete in the 2012 London Games.

Pistorius was born without fibulas, one of the two long bones in the lower leg. He was unable to walk as a baby, and at 11 months old both of his legs were amputated below the knee. But the growing child didn’t let his disability slow him down. At age 12 he was playing rugby with the other boys, and in 2005, at age 18, he ran the 400-meter race in 47.34 seconds at the South African Championships, sixth best. Now 25, the man nicknamed the “Blade Runner” has qualified for the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, just three weeks before the games were to begin. But should he be allowed to compete?

The question seems preposterous. How could someone without lower legs possibly have an advantage over athletes with natural legs? The debate took a scientific turn in 2007 when a German team reported that Pistorius used 25 percent less energy than natural runners. The conclusion was tied to the unusual prosthetic made by an Icelandic company called Össur. The Flex-Foot Cheetah has become the go-to running prosthetic for Paralympic (and, potentially Olympic) athletes. “When the user is running, the prosthesis’s J curve is compressed at impact, storing energy and absorbing high levels of stress that would otherwise be absorbed by a runner’s ankle, knee, hip and lower back,” explains Hilmar Janusson, executive vice president of research and development at Össur. The Cheetah’s carbon-fiber layers then rebound off the ground in response to the runner’s strides.

After the German report was released, the International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) banned Pistorius from competing. Pistorius hired Jeffrey Kessler, a high-powered lawyer who’s represented athletes from the National Basketball Association and National Football League. It soon became clear that the IAAF’s study was very poorly designed, so when Pistorius’s team asked for a new study they got it. Soon scientists gathered at Rice University to figure out just what was going on with Pistorius’s body.

The scientific team included Peter Weyand, a physiologist at Southern Methodist University who had the treadmills needed to measure the forces involved in sprinting. Rodger Kram, at the University of Colorado at Boulder, was a track and field fan who studied biomechanics. Hugh Herr, a double amputee himself, was a renowned biophysicist. The trio, and other experts, measured Pistorius’s oxygen consumption, his leg movements, the forces he exerted on the ground and his endurance. They also looked at leg-repositioning time—the amount of time it takes Pistorius to swing his leg from the back to the front.

After several months the team concluded in a paper for The Journal of Applied Physiology that Pistorius was “physiologically similar but mechanically dissimilar” to someone running with intact legs. He uses oxygen the same way natural-legged sprinters do, but he moves his body differently.

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London 2012: The happiest Olympic worker? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime job

London 2012: The happiest Olympic worker? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime job

When a video of me as the happiest Olympic worker went viral it was surreal. I’m just getting people excited about the Games

‘When I saw that chair it was like it had a shining light around it, and I thought: this is the perfect opportunity. I enjoy making people laugh.’

Since a Youtube video of me as the “happiest Olympic worker” went viral with more than a million hits this week, life has been surreal. I have been trying to fit catching up on sleep around interviews with journalists from across the world and continuing my long shifts as a member of the “last mile” team at the Olympic Park. My job involves giving spectators information from a podium using a megaphone, keeping them enthused and upbeat.

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for me to work at the Games. I’m a natural people pleaser, and enjoy making people laugh. When I saw that chair it was like it had a shining light around it, and I thought: this is the perfect opportunity. This is my chair. It was the first time I had a platform to speak to people, and once I was sat up there with the megaphone I just said what came to mind. I could tell the crowds were excited about the Games, but they weren’t showing it, and so I use humour to try to bring that enthusiasm out of them.

The experience of working at the Games is fantastic: the atmosphere is positive; the crowds are happy – and so are the workers. Some people think I was being sarcastic in the video, but I meant every word. We were instructed to act cheerful and excited, but that’s not my style, so I said what I was supposed to, and just delivered it in my own way. I’ve always had a dry sense of humour, and friends and family have told me I’m funny. I was spurred on by the people gathering around my chair and noticed a couple of people filming me and taking pictures. When the video started to go viral I couldn’t believe it, but was just happy that people get my sense of humour, that I have fulfilled my role as a people pleaser for the Olympics.

I think there’s something quite British about my humour that makes it chime with people: we are good at understating things, at not showing our real emotions. I’m being told I should be a stand-up comedian, but that’s not for me – I would be booed off the stage. I’m a history graduate and start a teacher training course in September to teach secondary history. Not everyone loves history, so I might have to use a few jokes to keep my students interested.

For the moment, I’m carrying on keeping spectators entertained from my chair: I don’t have a set routine, but I do have a few popular one-liners. As long as I’m giving them information as well, I’m doing my job.

People are starting to recognise me when I sit on my chair – they shout out: “Oh my God, that’s the girl from Youtube!” I don’t feel like a celebrity, I’m just a normal girl working at the Olympics who made a few jokes – because that’s what the people want, and that’s what I’ll keep giving.

Due to the cool rainy weather in London, beach volleyball players will likey swap out their bikinis for long sleeves and leggings. In an unrelated developement, NBC announced it’s reducing scheduled beach volleyball coverage from 26 hours to 43 seconds.
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Even though the Olympics take place during Ramadan, some Muslim athletes said they will not fast during games. Then, after sampling the British food, they said, on second thought, fasting sounds good.
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