Humour: rules for relations
Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Don’t say no, say maybe, say any old thing, say come back in the spring - but don’t say no.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
