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Definition: expert. By Ron Barak

An expert is someone who knows more and more about an increasingly more specific field of knowledge.

The ultimate expert, thus - is someone who knows everything about nothing.

Humour: the efficiency expert

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.”

“Why?” asked somebody from the audience.

“I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.

One day I told her, ‘Honey, why don’t you try carrying several things at once?’

“Did it save time?” the guy in the audience asked.

“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her thirty minutes to make dinner. Now I do it in ten…”

If the timeline is true, this is an amaizing artistic use of Photoshop.

To me, this looks like the video is played from back to front, though (namely, starting from a photo and gradually making it more and more a sketch).

Thoughts?

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