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Sotto Voce: There’s a controversy going on whether The Newsroom is a quality show, or the media was manipulated into portraying it as such.
My opinion is that a show that includes material as this cannot be considered as anything but good. 

Due to the cool rainy weather in London, beach volleyball players will likey swap out their bikinis for long sleeves and leggings. In an unrelated developement, NBC announced it’s reducing scheduled beach volleyball coverage from 26 hours to 43 seconds.
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A vision of crimes in the future. By Marc Goodman

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The world is becoming increasingly open, and that has implications both bright and dangerous. Marc Goodman paints a portrait of a grave future, in which technology’s rapid development could allow crime to take a turn for the worse.

Marc Goodman works to prevent future crimes and acts of terrorism, even those security threats not yet invented. Full bio »

The Man With The Iron Fists is an over-the-top kung fu flick starring Lucy Liu. What more needs to be said?

Fine — here’s the plot, as if it matters: In feudal China, a blacksmith who makes weapons for a small village is put in the position where he must defend himself and his fellow villagers.

Produced by Quentin Tarantino, RZA’s directorial debut also stars Russell Crowe. Out October 26.

(Not Safe For Work — red band.)

[iwatchstuff]

Oldie: the salesman

A young guy from Saskatchewan moves to Vancouver and goes to a big ‘everything under one roof’ department store looking for a job. The Manager says, ‘Do you have any sales experience?’

The kid says ‘Yeah. I was a salesman back in Saskatchewan .’

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. ‘You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.’

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. How many customers bought something from you today?

‘Just one’ says the kid.

The boss says ‘Just one? Our salespeople average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?’

The kid says $101,237.65’.

The boss says ‘$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?’

The kid says, ‘First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he  said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the
boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.’

The boss said ‘A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?’

The kid said ‘No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife’, and I said, ‘Dude, your weekend’s shot. You should go fishing.’

Software developer and Ray Bradbury fan Tim Bray has proposed a new HTTP status code inspired by Fahrenheit 451 that would reflect Internet censorship.
Bray’s recommendation is that when access to a website is denied for legal reasons, the user is given the status code 451:
We can never do away entirely with legal restrictions on freedom of speech. On the other hand, I feel that when such restrictions are imposed, they should be done so transparently; for example, most civilized people find Britain’s system of superinjunctions loathsome and terrifying.
While we may agree on the existence of certain restrictions, we should be nervous whenever we do it; thus the reference to the dystopian vision of Fahrenheit 451 may be helpful. Also, since the Internet exists in several of the many futures imagined by Bradbury, it would be nice for a tip of the hat in his direction from the net, in the year of his death.
The proposal will be considered in July by the Internet Engineering Task Force, the body that makes such decisions.
[guardian]

Software developer and Ray Bradbury fan Tim Bray has proposed a new HTTP status code inspired by Fahrenheit 451 that would reflect Internet censorship.

Bray’s recommendation is that when access to a website is denied for legal reasons, the user is given the status code 451:

We can never do away entirely with legal restrictions on freedom of speech. On the other hand, I feel that when such restrictions are imposed, they should be done so transparently; for example, most civilized people find Britain’s system of superinjunctions loathsome and terrifying.

While we may agree on the existence of certain restrictions, we should be nervous whenever we do it; thus the reference to the dystopian vision of Fahrenheit 451 may be helpful. Also, since the Internet exists in several of the many futures imagined by Bradbury, it would be nice for a tip of the hat in his direction from the net, in the year of his death.

The proposal will be considered in July by the Internet Engineering Task Force, the body that makes such decisions.

[guardian]

No Math: Michael Boatman, Julie Bowen, Simon Helberg, and John Oliver are seriously funny in “A World Without Math,” part of a Save the Children campaign for math education programs in Bangladesh and Malawi.

[savethechildren]

Different Sleeping Positions

Half Sit-up
To achieve the half sit-up, you must begin with the intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.

The Awkward Spoon
The goal here is not so much for intimacy, as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of your physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep and you’re too scared to move it.

Bed Hog
The goal is not so much comfort, as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.

Thinking Outside the Box
Two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the box at all times.

The Radiator
Your main goal here is not about comfort… it’s just about warmth.

The Sleeping Dog
This one is easy. Find a dog. Imitate the dog.

The Positive Thinker
You refuse to be let a bad situation get the best of you.

The Drying Rack
Imagine that you are a wet t-shirt. Drape yourself accordingly.

The Head-Rush
Lay on your back, head hanging off the side, paws in the air -
and let gravity do the rest. A pounding headache will incur shortly.

The Non-Conformist
You will first need to find two willing conformists, in order to make your statement.

The Mid-Sentence
This position is only for those with extreme forms of narcolepsy.

Some Assembly Required
Have a friend take you apart and then try to reassemble you from memory.

Same as above, except without the box.

The Dog Bed
It’s probably the most comfortable bed you will ever sleep on, but smells kind of funky.

The Dreaded Mid-Afternoon Slump
Eating a big lunch, then falling asleep at your desk.

The Old Married Couple
Your mate’s snoring no longer bothers you.

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Dennis Spiegelman, “I Should Live to Be a Hundred”

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Google Glasses Competition: Will Powell, an augmented reality developer in the U.K., has beat Google at the future. His version of Google’s glasses is hacked together from Vuzix glasses, HD webcams, and a mic headset powered by a custom-coded Adobe Air app and Dragon voice recognition software. Translation? He built them himself using existing technology and duct tape.

A statement at the end of the video silences naysayers: “All video is recorded in real time and is undoctored.”

[thenextweb]

Finding the Flotsam: Where Is Japan’s Floating Tsunami Wreckage Headed?

Scientists model where and when the detritus will reach the U.S. west coast

Image: NOAA, Rose Eveleth

When the 10-meter-high tsunami wave that followed the March 2011 magnitude 9.0 earthquake in Japan receded, it took with it some 23 million metric tons of material, including pieces of buildings, wood, plastics and more. Whereas most of the wreckage sank to the ocean floor, some of it is still floating toward other Pacific nations. The “debris field”—the visible wave of material—has dissipated, leaving the junk invisible to satellites.

So scientists at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the University of Hawaii at Manoa (U.H.) who are monitoring that mass have modeled where it might go and when it might get there. You can see one of the scenarios, based on a model from the U.H.’s International Pacific Research Center Institute, in this video. For the model, scientists estimated that the tsunami left around 900,000 metric tons of floating debris in the ocean, although it is impossible to ever know the exact amount. Red areas highlight where the collection is densest, blue where it is least dense.

It is possible that most of that junk—which is not radioactive—will break up and sink before it gets to the U.S. west coast. And if it does, it will be almost impossible to tell whether it came from the tsunami, or from somewhere else, says Dianna Parker, who works with NOAA’s marine debris program. “We get debris from Asia all the time,’ she says, and even the most recent reports of buoys that many suspect came from the disaster could have come from elsewhere. “We’ve seen those kinds of buoys before the tsunami, too,” she adds.

Oldie: Punctuation

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy—will you let me be yours?

Gloria

* * * * * * *

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,
Gloria

Courtesy of EW’s Inside TV, a brand new super trailer for the second season of HBO’s Game of Thrones, featuring never-before-seen scenes — including a sneak peek at some fighting! — set to “Seven Devils” by Florence And The Machine.

[insidetv.]

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