Interesting, Humour: you might be a Jedi redneck...

Humour: you might be a Jedi redneck…

You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
You’ve ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid.
A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave.
You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber.
You ever uttered the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
At least one wing of your X-wing is primer and bondo colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You describe the taste of an Ewok as “jus’ like chicken.”
You have ever had a landspeeder up on blocks in your yard.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn’t have to wait for a commercial.
Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot!”
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light … and they didn’t have it.
You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along.