Humour: mathematical conversions
- 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:? 1 I.V. League
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup:? Won ton
- 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling: 1 lite year
- Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
- Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
- 100 Senators: Not 1 decision
- 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
- 1 million billion picolos: 1 gigolo